To finalise our seperation with the Sacred Text a la Mode, I have made a new holy book, the New Text of Pie Master. To stop copyright issues, it has no mentions of Captain Spankin' Crackers or his sacred text. It is below.
New Text of Pie Master
In the beginning there was nothing. Then came the Pie who filled the nothingness. However at his creation was also created an evil second to none. It is known by many names, we call it the Anti Pie. Whatever the name, it is just evil really. The Pie fought it off but the war continues and will continue to the end of time itself.Later the Pie made people to serve and worship it. He sent down many prophets, most of who were minor. Early in 2006 the JoJo, our Pie Incarnate came along! He founded the greatest form of Pieism, known at that time as JoJo Pieism.
Later, in June 2007, the future leader of the New Followers, Captain Pie Master, founded our sub-sect of Pieism. Although it was quite different from it’s nowadays form, the basics were the same. Slowly, the New Followers left their old beliefs and became closer to the Pieism of the JoJo, until it was a Church of the Union, also known as the Great Religion of Pieism.
The New Followers of the Holy Pie is a Church of the Great Religion of Pieism, lead by the honourable Captain Pie Master. If the Pie Master becomes unable to lead the New Followers, the JoJo shall protect the position and either choose a new leader or take it for himself. He may also merge the New Followers into the Church of JoJo Pieism, if he has the consent of the members of the New Followers.
Now wasn't that good! I hope this will help our further closeness to the rest of the Great Religion of Pieism, the JoJo has hinted I could be a strong canidate for the succession of leadership of the Union, if only I made my Pieism closer. From now on, we are 100% Pieists!
It is rather funny, how in just over a year, the New Followers has gone from being an offbranch of the Sacred Text a la Mode Pieism to being a full member of the Great Religion of Pieism. However, we have never lost our ideals about worshipping the Pie and it's infinite creation, that shall never change!
The New Followers of Holy Pie (New Followers)
This blog is about one of the three historical churchs of Pieism, the New Followers of the Holy Pie. We were once ruled by Pieism.org but then our founder and original leader, Captain Spankin Crackers, left us and his site dissapeared. Then, in June 2007, we voted a new leader: Captain Pie Master. Later, from September 2007 until February 2008, we gave up the lore of the Mode and became a part of the Union of Pieism. Finally, in April 2009, we decided to merge our Church into the Church of JoJo Pieism, and we decided to close our site...