The New Followers of Holy Pie (New Followers)

This blog is about one of the three historical churchs of Pieism, the New Followers of the Holy Pie. We were once ruled by but then our founder and original leader, Captain Spankin Crackers, left us and his site dissapeared. Then, in June 2007, we voted a new leader: Captain Pie Master. Later, from September 2007 until February 2008, we gave up the lore of the Mode and became a part of the Union of Pieism. Finally, in April 2009, we decided to merge our Church into the Church of JoJo Pieism, and we decided to close our site...

Tuesday, 12 February 2008

Now known as the New Followers of the Holy Pie

I have made a very important decision for the New Followers. In the beginning I was just a follower of the Sacred Text a la Mode. With dismay I watched it fall and crumble. When I saw the rise of JoJo Pieism, I decided to take up the mantle and lead the Sacred Text a la Mode back into Pieism. However when I read about JoJo Pieism I decided I liked it, I liked the beliefs and the way it was run. I made alliances with them and on the 10th September, merged with them to create the Great Religion of Pieism. However I was still a part of the Sacred Text a la Mode, despite what Captain Spankin Crackers was like. I made the Sacred Text a la Pie Master to show the link between us, how we are a part of both Pieisms.
But now Captain SC has made a post, denoncing both me and the JoJo as traitors for that move. However I made it clear I'm not replacing the Sacred Text a la Mode, I was just complementing it, showing our own personal beliefs. And the JoJo had nothing to do with it! I'm sick of Captain SC and his "mistakes", doesn't he ever read properly? If he had read it he would have relised that I wasn't out to corrupt his teachings. Captain SC owns me a favour, me continuing his sect for him.
But I'm not going to anymore. I'm doing what I should have done a long time ago, cutting links with the Captain. We are now the New Followers of the Holy Pie, true JoJo Pieists. And Captain SC, if your reading this, the JoJo has nothing to do with this! Why do you assume me and the JoJo are all ways together. We are in seperate Churchs, most our decisions are made seperately. It's your fault I'm leaving your Pieism!