The New Followers of Holy Pie (New Followers)

This blog is about one of the three historical churchs of Pieism, the New Followers of the Holy Pie. We were once ruled by but then our founder and original leader, Captain Spankin Crackers, left us and his site dissapeared. Then, in June 2007, we voted a new leader: Captain Pie Master. Later, from September 2007 until February 2008, we gave up the lore of the Mode and became a part of the Union of Pieism. Finally, in April 2009, we decided to merge our Church into the Church of JoJo Pieism, and we decided to close our site...

Wednesday, 25 June 2008

New Text of Pie Master

To finalise our seperation with the Sacred Text a la Mode, I have made a new holy book, the New Text of Pie Master. To stop copyright issues, it has no mentions of Captain Spankin' Crackers or his sacred text. It is below.

New Text of Pie Master

In the beginning there was nothing. Then came the Pie who filled the nothingness. However at his creation was also created an evil second to none. It is known by many names, we call it the Anti Pie. Whatever the name, it is just evil really. The Pie fought it off but the war continues and will continue to the end of time itself.Later the Pie made people to serve and worship it. He sent down many prophets, most of who were minor. Early in 2006 the JoJo, our Pie Incarnate came along! He founded the greatest form of Pieism, known at that time as JoJo Pieism.

Later, in June 2007, the future leader of the New Followers, Captain Pie Master, founded our sub-sect of Pieism. Although it was quite different from it’s nowadays form, the basics were the same. Slowly, the New Followers left their old beliefs and became closer to the Pieism of the JoJo, until it was a Church of the Union, also known as the Great Religion of Pieism.

The New Followers of the Holy Pie is a Church of the Great Religion of Pieism, lead by the honourable Captain Pie Master. If the Pie Master becomes unable to lead the New Followers, the JoJo shall protect the position and either choose a new leader or take it for himself. He may also merge the New Followers into the Church of JoJo Pieism, if he has the consent of the members of the New Followers.

Now wasn't that good! I hope this will help our further closeness to the rest of the Great Religion of Pieism, the JoJo has hinted I could be a strong canidate for the succession of leadership of the Union, if only I made my Pieism closer. From now on, we are 100% Pieists!

It is rather funny, how in just over a year, the New Followers has gone from being an offbranch of the Sacred Text a la Mode Pieism to being a full member of the Great Religion of Pieism. However, we have never lost our ideals about worshipping the Pie and it's infinite creation, that shall never change!

Friday, 16 May 2008

New Beliefs for the New Followers?

I'm thinking of making some extra beliefs for the New Followers as I haven't done much for Pieism lately and also I think that the New Followers beliefs shouldn't be virtually identical to that of JoJo Pieism, which they are now. The whole point of this Church is to be JoJo Pieism, but with a difference. That difference was our STALMist beliefs but now I've basically abadoned them, I don't know where to go next. Perhaps the best thing for the Great Religion of Pieism is for it to get closer, not further away in terms of beliefs.

Tuesday, 12 February 2008

Now known as the New Followers of the Holy Pie

I have made a very important decision for the New Followers. In the beginning I was just a follower of the Sacred Text a la Mode. With dismay I watched it fall and crumble. When I saw the rise of JoJo Pieism, I decided to take up the mantle and lead the Sacred Text a la Mode back into Pieism. However when I read about JoJo Pieism I decided I liked it, I liked the beliefs and the way it was run. I made alliances with them and on the 10th September, merged with them to create the Great Religion of Pieism. However I was still a part of the Sacred Text a la Mode, despite what Captain Spankin Crackers was like. I made the Sacred Text a la Pie Master to show the link between us, how we are a part of both Pieisms.
But now Captain SC has made a post, denoncing both me and the JoJo as traitors for that move. However I made it clear I'm not replacing the Sacred Text a la Mode, I was just complementing it, showing our own personal beliefs. And the JoJo had nothing to do with it! I'm sick of Captain SC and his "mistakes", doesn't he ever read properly? If he had read it he would have relised that I wasn't out to corrupt his teachings. Captain SC owns me a favour, me continuing his sect for him.
But I'm not going to anymore. I'm doing what I should have done a long time ago, cutting links with the Captain. We are now the New Followers of the Holy Pie, true JoJo Pieists. And Captain SC, if your reading this, the JoJo has nothing to do with this! Why do you assume me and the JoJo are all ways together. We are in seperate Churchs, most our decisions are made seperately. It's your fault I'm leaving your Pieism!

Wednesday, 30 January 2008

More rights for the Minor Churches

High Druid from the Cult of Pie brought something very important to my attention today, the JoJo is making too many decisons without us minor church leaders having a say in it. He may be our glorious leader and prophet but that doesn't stop him asking whether we agree with his lastest ideas. I say the Union govenment is changed so there's more rights for us!