The New Followers of Holy Pie (New Followers)

This blog is about one of the three historical churchs of Pieism, the New Followers of the Holy Pie. We were once ruled by but then our founder and original leader, Captain Spankin Crackers, left us and his site dissapeared. Then, in June 2007, we voted a new leader: Captain Pie Master. Later, from September 2007 until February 2008, we gave up the lore of the Mode and became a part of the Union of Pieism. Finally, in April 2009, we decided to merge our Church into the Church of JoJo Pieism, and we decided to close our site...

Sunday, 25 November 2007

Sacred Text a la Pie Master

I have decided to make a new holy book for our Church and for the whole of Pieism so people can see what we are about. It will be second to mighty books like the Sacred Text a la Mode and the JoJo's Book of Pie but I hope it will suffice. Its more about our Church really, not the Pie.

The Sacred Text a la Pie Master

In the beginning there was nothing. Then came the Pie who filled the nothingness. However at his creation was also created an evil second to none. He is known by many name's, the Anti Pie, Spanky the Clown, Satan. Whatever the name, it is just evil really. The Pie fought it off but the fight continues and will continues to the end of time itself.

Later the Pie made people to serve and worship it. He sent down many prophets, most of who were minor. However there came along a Pieist like had never been seen before: Captain Spankin Crackers! He showed many faults in the original Pieism's and made the truest interpretation of Pie yet. But for all his good points, the Captain wasn't enough to finish the job, a second prophet was needed.

Early in 2006 the JoJo, our Pie Incarnate came along! He made the second great type of Pieism, one which included what the first had missed, the Pie's human form. His mission to unite all Pieism was unsurpassed and by late 2007 he was still battling away. With the Captain gone, the JoJo lead Pieism into a new golden age, leaving the tattered remains of the sects forever. Long live the JoJo, our Holy Pie and Supreme Prophet!