I have made a very important decision for the New Followers. In the beginning I was just a follower of the Sacred Text a la Mode. With dismay I watched it fall and crumble. When I saw the rise of JoJo Pieism, I decided to take up the mantle and lead the Sacred Text a la Mode back into Pieism. However when I read about JoJo Pieism I decided I liked it, I liked the beliefs and the way it was run. I made alliances with them and on the 10th September, merged with them to create the Great Religion of Pieism. However I was still a part of the Sacred Text a la Mode, despite what Captain Spankin Crackers was like. I made the Sacred Text a la Pie Master to show the link between us, how we are a part of both Pieisms.
But now Captain SC has made a post, denoncing both me and the JoJo as traitors for that move. However I made it clear I'm not replacing the Sacred Text a la Mode, I was just complementing it, showing our own personal beliefs. And the JoJo had nothing to do with it! I'm sick of Captain SC and his "mistakes", doesn't he ever read properly? If he had read it he would have relised that I wasn't out to corrupt his teachings. Captain SC owns me a favour, me continuing his sect for him.
But I'm not going to anymore. I'm doing what I should have done a long time ago, cutting links with the Captain. We are now the New Followers of the Holy Pie, true JoJo Pieists. And Captain SC, if your reading this, the JoJo has nothing to do with this! Why do you assume me and the JoJo are all ways together. We are in seperate Churchs, most our decisions are made seperately. It's your fault I'm leaving your Pieism!
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Showing posts with label Sacred Text a la Pie Master. Show all posts
Tuesday, 12 February 2008
Sunday, 25 November 2007
Sacred Text a la Pie Master
I have decided to make a new holy book for our Church and for the whole of Pieism so people can see what we are about. It will be second to mighty books like the Sacred Text a la Mode and the JoJo's Book of Pie but I hope it will suffice. Its more about our Church really, not the Pie.
The Sacred Text a la Pie Master
In the beginning there was nothing. Then came the Pie who filled the nothingness. However at his creation was also created an evil second to none. He is known by many name's, the Anti Pie, Spanky the Clown, Satan. Whatever the name, it is just evil really. The Pie fought it off but the fight continues and will continues to the end of time itself.
Later the Pie made people to serve and worship it. He sent down many prophets, most of who were minor. However there came along a Pieist like had never been seen before: Captain Spankin Crackers! He showed many faults in the original Pieism's and made the truest interpretation of Pie yet. But for all his good points, the Captain wasn't enough to finish the job, a second prophet was needed.
Early in 2006 the JoJo, our Pie Incarnate came along! He made the second great type of Pieism, one which included what the first had missed, the Pie's human form. His mission to unite all Pieism was unsurpassed and by late 2007 he was still battling away. With the Captain gone, the JoJo lead Pieism into a new golden age, leaving the tattered remains of the sects forever. Long live the JoJo, our Holy Pie and Supreme Prophet!
The Sacred Text a la Pie Master
In the beginning there was nothing. Then came the Pie who filled the nothingness. However at his creation was also created an evil second to none. He is known by many name's, the Anti Pie, Spanky the Clown, Satan. Whatever the name, it is just evil really. The Pie fought it off but the fight continues and will continues to the end of time itself.
Later the Pie made people to serve and worship it. He sent down many prophets, most of who were minor. However there came along a Pieist like had never been seen before: Captain Spankin Crackers! He showed many faults in the original Pieism's and made the truest interpretation of Pie yet. But for all his good points, the Captain wasn't enough to finish the job, a second prophet was needed.
Early in 2006 the JoJo, our Pie Incarnate came along! He made the second great type of Pieism, one which included what the first had missed, the Pie's human form. His mission to unite all Pieism was unsurpassed and by late 2007 he was still battling away. With the Captain gone, the JoJo lead Pieism into a new golden age, leaving the tattered remains of the sects forever. Long live the JoJo, our Holy Pie and Supreme Prophet!
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