New Text of Pie Master

To finalise our seperation with the Sacred Text a la Mode, I have made a new holy book, the New Text of Pie Master. To stop copyright issues, it has no mentions of Captain Spankin' Crackers or his sacred text. It is below.


New Text of Pie Master

In the beginning there was nothing. Then came the Pie who filled the nothingness. However at his creation was also created an evil second to none. It is known by many names, we call it the Anti Pie. Whatever the name, it is just evil really. The Pie fought it off but the war continues and will continue to the end of time itself.Later the Pie made people to serve and worship it. He sent down many prophets, most of who were minor. Early in 2006 the JoJo, our Pie Incarnate came along! He founded the greatest form of Pieism, known at that time as JoJo Pieism.

Later, in June 2007, the future leader of the New Followers, Captain Pie Master, founded our sub-sect of Pieism. Although it was quite different from it’s nowadays form, the basics were the same. Slowly, the New Followers left their old beliefs and became closer to the Pieism of the JoJo, until it was a Church of the Union, also known as the Great Religion of Pieism.

The New Followers of the Holy Pie is a Church of the Great Religion of Pieism, lead by the honourable Captain Pie Master. If the Pie Master becomes unable to lead the New Followers, the JoJo shall protect the position and either choose a new leader or take it for himself. He may also merge the New Followers into the Church of JoJo Pieism, if he has the consent of the members of the New Followers.


Now wasn't that good! I hope this will help our further closeness to the rest of the Great Religion of Pieism, the JoJo has hinted I could be a strong canidate for the succession of leadership of the Union, if only I made my Pieism closer. From now on, we are 100% Pieists!

It is rather funny, how in just over a year, the New Followers has gone from being an offbranch of the Sacred Text a la Mode Pieism to being a full member of the Great Religion of Pieism. However, we have never lost our ideals about worshipping the Pie and it's infinite creation, that shall never change!

Now known as the New Followers of the Holy Pie

I have made a very important decision for the New Followers. In the beginning I was just a follower of the Sacred Text a la Mode. With dismay I watched it fall and crumble. When I saw the rise of JoJo Pieism, I decided to take up the mantle and lead the Sacred Text a la Mode back into Pieism. However when I read about JoJo Pieism I decided I liked it, I liked the beliefs and the way it was run. I made alliances with them and on the 10th September, merged with them to create the Great Religion of Pieism. However I was still a part of the Sacred Text a la Mode, despite what Captain Spankin Crackers was like. I made the Sacred Text a la Pie Master to show the link between us, how we are a part of both Pieisms.
But now Captain SC has made a post, denoncing both me and the JoJo as traitors for that move. However I made it clear I'm not replacing the Sacred Text a la Mode, I was just complementing it, showing our own personal beliefs. And the JoJo had nothing to do with it! I'm sick of Captain SC and his "mistakes", doesn't he ever read properly? If he had read it he would have relised that I wasn't out to corrupt his teachings. Captain SC owns me a favour, me continuing his sect for him.
But I'm not going to anymore. I'm doing what I should have done a long time ago, cutting links with the Captain. We are now the New Followers of the Holy Pie, true JoJo Pieists. And Captain SC, if your reading this, the JoJo has nothing to do with this! Why do you assume me and the JoJo are all ways together. We are in seperate Churchs, most our decisions are made seperately. It's your fault I'm leaving your Pieism!

Free Religion for Pieism

Sorry I haven't posted but I've been very busy with work. Partly by my advice, the New Followers, JoJo Pieism and the Cult of Pie have all seperated from the rest of Pieism to make a new religion, the "Great Religion of Pieism. This should free us from dead sects and allow us to continue with our goals!

Council of Pie

I've joined the Council of Pie, an organisation for promoting unity in Pieism. It was founded a couple of days ago by the JoJo of Pie and now the New Sacred Text a la Mode is a part of it as well. I hope this will help the Pieism sects get closer together as thats where Captain Spankin Crackers failed.

New Pieism

We once were the most sucessful Pieism sect of all time. However our leader, Captain Spankin Crackers abandoned us and his site meaning Stalm Pieism became basically dead! We watched the rise of JoJo Pieism, the greatest Pieism sect now and could do nothing. But now we have reliased our sect must regrow so we are coming back to the Pieist Community. I have been voted as the new leader of Stalm Pieism and I have taken the new title: Captain Pie Master! I will carry on what this sect is about and one day we shall be the greatest Pieism sect of all time!